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Thorn- Hello I'm the nostalgia critic-
Raven- No you're not.
Thorn- Fine, fine. I'm ~PurebloodVamp.
Raven-
Thorn- A 2006 'Horror' flick,[link] Tooth fairy is a exploration of the old myths about witches taking the teeth of children, cursing them to roam the earth forever.
Raven-In other words, it was mostly bull shit. We took it upon ourselves to score the movie. We wrote ways we thought characters would die.
Thorn- We hoped that most would be wrong, save for the wood chipper XD, proving against the usual cliches.
Raven- I enjoyed the castration scene very much! Where two rednecks fall to a gruesome fate, one brother is castrated and his other brother comes over and asks him sincerely, "what's your dick doing over there?!" I lol'ed.
Thorn- Yes, it was hilarious. And then a hippie got crucified!!
Raven- I enjoyed that! Hmm lets see... oh yeah and a druggie rocker was decapitated whilst waiting for the sex scene!
Thorn- *to Raven* Remember that death at the beginning? Hick-boy back in '49, slayed by his own greed!
Raven- Yes! Though it could have had more blood, still made me smile!
Thorn- Anyway, we have our "Death Bets"
Abbreviations:
TB- Teenage boy
S-Slut
M-Mom
D-Dad
LG- Little girl
BG- Blonde ghost girl
SS- sex scene
W-which
Dru-druggie rocker
BB-billy bob
BJ-billy joe
HC-hippie chick
-: no
+: yes
TB-Wood Chipper +
S-disembowelment -
M-quartering- -
Dru-bleeding to death -
m-stab -
BB-castration +
LG-tooth fairy -
D-fall -
S-decapitation
BG-double agent -
W-burning +
D-stabbing -
SS-decapitation +
W-wood chipper -
All-wood chipper - (sadly)
HC- Tooth fairy +
HC-stabbed +
SS-Decapitation +
score-6/18
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Raven- we had fuuuun!
Thorn- And ate sugar!! LOTTTTTTTSSSS!!!
Raven- Which is probably why we're both writing this in the first place!
Thorn- Yuppers! Now! On to 28 days later!
Raven: then we can babble on some more!







